Long Live Borat

November 18, 2005 - No Comments (be the first!) by Mishelle - Secret Agent Mama

“I want to do a romance inside of you.”

“In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis…”

“If you come back with me to my country,(….) I will give you television and remote control…”

“Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog.”

“There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute.”

“We say in Kazakhstan, “Woman who goes with book is like horse without…Saddle.”"

“We say in Kazakhstan, “You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with…Wings.”"

“In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country.”

“I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours…I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up.”