All the kids had songs that I would sing to them. Mikey’s was “You Are My Sunshine”, Livey’s was “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”, and Benjamin’s was “Frere Jacques”. No matter what, these songs would work in a pinch. I think I’ve sung them so many times that even if I get Alzheimer’s or amnesia, I will remember them subconsiously.
Now we have David. His song is the funniest song out of all of them. Little story behind it:
One night I was sitting on the couch, feeding him. I turned on the TV and it was my most favorite episode of The Cosby Show (“The Slumber Party”) in which Rudy has a bunch of friends over for a sleepover and Cliff plays with them. This is the first episode in which Peter appears, but I digress. Rudy’s twin friends sing this song for Cliff:
“Uno, dos, siesta
I said a-east, a-west
I met my boyfriend at the candy store
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake
He brought me home with a belly ache
Mama mama, I’m so sick
Call the doctor quick quick quick
Doctor, doctor will I die?
Count to five and you’ll be alright
I said, a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five
I’m alive!”
This. This is the song I sing to Davey. He absolutely LOVES it and chills out, immediately. I put a little spin on it, though…and when I say “boyfriend” it sounds like “boy-fren” and I put a few plurals in there and sing it in a Mama Mishi voice (you know, one of my famous ones). Gotta go sing my song now!