Highlights of the Day:

September 18, 2007 - 2 Comments by Mishelle - Secret Agent Mama

1. Baby up at 6:15am.
2. Baby back down at 7:30am.
3. Mama and Baby sleep till 9:30am.
4. Mama talks on phone with a BFF for 40 minutes.
5. Mama feeds kids.
6. Mama schools kids (math and literature).
7. Mama rushes out of house with kids. Luckily, Mama remembers to eat.
8. Mama gets kids to home school co-operative ON TIME! (WOOOOHOOOOO)
9. Mama tends to the one year olds. This time a plan is implemented and the kids are much happier. They play for a while, eat snack, and then take a walk in the amazing “Bye Bye Buggy”.
10. Mama eats yummy hommous with blue corn tortilla chips and lemonade.
11. Kids and Mama leave co-op and head home.
12. Mama stops for an iced coffee.
13. Kids convince Mama to stop for Chinese Buffet.
14. Mama is weak and stops.
15. Baby eats watermelon and saltine crackers; gets choked up on something and proceeds to vomit all over babyself, the highchair, the floor, and the table.
16. Lovely waitress doesn’t care, helps, and even gets messy…all with a smile (I Love Her!). Waitress gets a good tip!
17. Mama and Kids leave and proceed to pick up Dog #2 at Vet Hospital.
18. Dog #2 was spayed and did well and is recovering nicely.
19. Vet Hospital does not fuck us up the ass with the bill. ($266.00)
20. Mama, Kids, and Dog #2 get home.
21. Dog #1 is happy that Dog #2 is home.
22. Baby is eating Toasty O’s (otherwise known as Cheerios).
23. Male Child #1 is playing computer game whilst Children #2 and #3 watch since they are grounded from computer time until Thursday and Friday, respectively.
24. Mama finally finishes her iced coffee which was fairly watery but still good.
25. Mama is contemplating a few glasses of wine now but must bathe Baby first.