Monday Festivus
It’s Monday and time to air grievances (in no particular order)!
- I appreciate the visit. Really, I do. But, when you visit the night before my husband comes home, that’s just not nice.
- I will never feed you at the Chinadive; that was the second time you yacked!
- Sorry my baby kid just yacked. I’m sure you just forgot how it is.
- Just because you are curmudgeon doesn’t give you the rights to snap at my kids in Kroger.
- Target Diapers: I have fallen out of love with you. You leak, you irritate, you suck.
- Must you poo right where the kids play?
- You will all be replaced, this week, when I have my mini-shopping spree!
- Procastination SUX!
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Who are these aimed at exactly?
Well it’s not me anyway, I’m too lovely and super duper to peeve you off in anyway.
(and procedes to peeve you off due to super awesome over the top perkiness!)
Aimed at:
1) My “Aunt Flo”, a/k/a “red tide”, a/k/a “the rag”
2)Baby Davey
3) Unknown Old Lady
4) Unknown Old Man
5) Target Diapers
6) Sadie-the-dog
7) My wardrobe
8) Myself