The Reason I Did Not Marry Macedonian
ONLY A MACEDONIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN…
On a recent international flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it & becomes extremely hysterical.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young
to die,” she wails.
Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable!…
…Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a Macedonian man named BALE stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and green eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt…
…one button at a time!
…….No one moves,
…….He removes his shirt,
…….Muscles ripple across his chest,
…….She gasps and
…..He whispers,
“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”
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17 Responses to “The Reason I Did Not Marry Macedonian”
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Ha! Thanks for that. I needed the laugh this morning!
Ahh, yes…;)
i so did not see that coming.
haha…I wasn’t aware but, good to know!
*snort*
*gasp* I was thinking Sexy Time but it was down with penises time lol
Darn.
OMG!!! I just snorted Diet Coke through my nose. I knew it was coming and yet still… I snorted. Sheesh, do you know the fizzy burn?
LOL!
Love it!
I can’t take credit, but I had to post it!
You ducked and ran! LOL!
I was on wordpress to begin with… but I had no freedom with the layouts and such… but dammit!
Oh yeah.. thanks for stopping in! Hope you liked what you saw and will come back!
Thanks for the add… ditto!
hahaha! i love your post
That is hilarious! Great post. :)
LOL!
Holy Crap. That’s too funny.
So true!!
I love your red Macedonian costume!!