The Reason I Did Not Marry Macedonian

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The Reason I Did Not Marry Macedonian

Posted on November 30, 2007 by Mishi | 17 Comments

ONLY A MACEDONIAN MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN…

On a recent international flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it & becomes extremely hysterical.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young
to die,” she wails.

Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable!…
…Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Macedonian man named BALE stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and green eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt…
…one button at a time!

…….No one moves,

…….He removes his shirt,

…….Muscles ripple across his chest,

…….She gasps and

…..He whispers,

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

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