It’s Time for Monday Festivus!!
It’s Monday and time to air grievances, in no particular order:
- Look, I know you stepped in dog shit. I know you don’t like dog shit. Who does? But, you know that it’s your responsibility to clean it off. That slipper’s been there since right after Christmas. Man up and clean the thing off before I throw it away. I probably should, anyway.
- Goodbye Mexidive! Yes, we thoroughly enjoy eating at your restaurant. What I don’t enjoy is being overcharged, on a consistant basis. If you tack $3-4.00 on every one’s bill, that’s some nice chump-change. Guess what, though? I ain’t no chump. There are plenty other Mexican restaurants to give our patronage to!
- If you complain about something, don’t do something else that will be the cause of that complaint. Come on!
- Dude, your 34. You have a 7 year old son. How about you let him be the altar boy for a change. Budala!
- Please, no left-handed invitations. If you want us to come over for your kid’s birthday party, call or invite in person, but not through your daughter. Left-handed invites are the worst!
- Yay! Your little fingers can work the buttons on the TV. Yay! Now please stop!
- STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!
- I will follow through on my end of the deal, but you need to stop asking me to go to the store every twelve-point-three minutes. I’ll get mad and renege.
- We both know it…they suck! Can’t wait till you PEACE them!
- When you play rough, someone will get hurt.
- Helicopter mom, you need to reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelax.
- Thanks for feeding my kids food with dyes in them. I certainly appreciate it. Not.
- Next time go for the sixth Margarita. What harm could it really do?
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9 Responses to “It’s Time for Monday Festivus!!”
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When you play rough, someone will get hurt.
A-fricken-MEN!
[Mishi] I say this way more than you even know!
I would throw the slipper in his car, or in his pillow case.. point will be made then.. :)
[Mishi] It’s Mikey, not Michael.. I think you’re on to something with the pillow case, though. Things that make ya go….Hmmmmmmm
Can I air my grievance against sick people?
I’m sick and tired of getting your sickness you sicky sick sick.
[Mishi] Healing vibes coming your way, A!
What harm could possibly come from a seventh or even an eighth margarita?
[Mishi] I will keep this in mind for Friday Night’s Blog Hoppin’!
More margaritas thats what I need to survive my in-laws….it was/is a Manic Monday here!
Love you
[Mishi] Yes, Penelope Anne, Margaritas are gooooooooood for the manic monday mind!
I do believe the words “It’s Monday” belong in that list. That’s my grievance of the moment.
Mmmmm.
I am right there with ya on the dyes.
I would have seriously thrown that slipper away. Clearly he doesn’t need it that badly.
Nice. I so agree with all of them. Especially the left handed invites. WTF? Seriously?