For Haiku Friday I bring you the answers to my Q&A!
If you have more pressing questions for me, must ask, and I will tack them on, though not in Haiku form! This was hard, though extremely amusing.

H A I K U F R I D A Y

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PG asked: Are you really a secret agent? And if you are do you really think it’s wise to announce it to the world?

If I told you, Pat
I fear I’d have to kill you
Ya know? It’s secret!

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Kitty asked: Explain what a typical home school day is like and what is home school co-op?

We’re really relaxed
Some days the kids start early
Some days they start late

We are part of a
Odyssey of the Mind School
And we use k12

The curriculum
Has been very well received
By the kids and I

Co-op meets weekly
Over one hundred students
Moms teach and guide all

Done for fellowship
And student interactions
We’re so happy there

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SW asked: Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

My milkshake is thick
Desired by boys and girls
You like to drink it!

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Joyce asked: Have you blogged yet about how you and Michael met?

I have blogged it HERE
We’re one of those ‘net couples
On thirteen years, strong!

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melissa said: I’m just curious about why and how you made the decision to homeschool. i guess, basically, i don’t understand the whole idea behind it so…please…i want YOU to explain it to me!

We felt it was best
For us and our way of life
Took it in our hands

It is important
And we feel we do better
Getting them ahead

The state of schooling
Isn’t what it used to be
Our personal choice

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Ann said: Tell me how you chose your children’s names.

Our firstborn is named
Michael Franklin, like Papa
Tradition upheld

Our daughter is named
After a Mexican dish
At at then-fave dive

We had just found out
That we were expecting her
It was meant to be

Her middle name is
Piper! We thought it was right
It just seemed to fit

Our third born is named
After Benjamin Franklin
Historical name

His middle name, though
Is in honor of my dad
It’s my middle, too

David’s name was hard
Wasn’t named till he was born
After the “Rude Dude”

(“Rude Dude” is Michael’s life-long, best friend, David)

Alexander is
The middle name I wanted
A very strong name

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Melissa asked:

1. Do you pick your nose?

Indeed I pick it
Sometimes I pick it too much
It’s addicting, yo!

2. If you had a cart full of maxipads, butt cream and granny panties would you check out with a cute checker or wait longer for an older woman checker with a longer line?

The cute checker wins
I’d have to see if he’d blush
Gotta make life fun!

3. Would you rather be a vampire or Frankenstein?

Me, a vampire,
Wouldn’t that be oh-so-cool?
Night time and blood drinks!

4. If you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

It would be my weight
I’m sick of “having” to lose
And working at it
5. Do your parents read your blog?

Not that I know of
And if they do, they hide it
The wouldn’t get it

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Andie Summerkiss wrote: You are one of my most favourite bloggers. The theme and the blogging name are so original. How did you come up with those?

Andie, you’re so sweet!
Mikey helped me name the blog
Click the link to see

Michael found the theme
I asked for the color black
The theme is so me!

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OhMommy asked: If you could pick any place in the world to raise your family, where would that be and why?

The answer’s simple
The best place for us to be
Is near some mountains

Trees and mountain streams
Hiking trails and animals
It would be perfect

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Kim asked: Have you ever or would you ever try publishing your work?

I haven’t tried yet
But some day I would love to
There’s plenty of time

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Maggie asked: What are your top 5 favorite foods in the entire world?

Pizza and Hot Wings,
Mexican and Japanese
Does coffee count, too?

(I love all kinds of food, really)

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Sarcastic Mom asked: When will you come have coffee and make out with me? Ok, just coffee.

You are not that far
We should meet in the middle
Lunch and a play-date!

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Jenty asked: What place/town/country in the world would you not like to visit and why?

Can’t think of a place
That I wouldn’t want to see
Traveling’s a dream

What food have you never tasted, but you are dying to try?

This tropical fruit
I’ve never had but want to
It’s called Rambutan

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Zoeyjane asked: What phrase would sum you up as completely as possible?

Can one phrase sum up
Who I am and what I be?
Crazy, Sexy, Cool!

(playing off that question)

Tara asked: What will your epitaph say on your tombstone? How do you want to be remembered?

I’d like my tombstone
To be a reflection of
That of which I am

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Miss Sniz asked: What sex question would you be too embarrassed to answer?

I’m really open
No question is off limits
Sex is REALLY great!

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Anglophile Football Fanatic asked:

1. Where exactly is Macedonia?

The country itself
Is located north of Greece
Former Yugoslav

2. How do you feel about your hometown Bills?

Not a football fan
So I don’t care either way
But, there’s loyalty!

3. How long were you & M in a LD relationship?

Met May 24th
In an online telnet chat
We’d talk all night long

On July 7th
He flew up to Buffalo
Moved up on 19th!

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A Whole Lot of Nothing: When will you come down to Florida and give me some lovin?

I’d love nothing more
Than to come down and visit
When I get a van?

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Melinda asked: If you could sleep with one celebrity, who would it be?

An easy question
The celebrity to “eff”
Would be Dave Matthews!

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Burgh Baby’s Mom asked: Who would you rather do the horizontal tango with:

The answer’s in bold
Good choices and bad choices
Burgh Mom, you funny!

Brad Pitt or George Clooney
Bill Clinton or Rudy Guliani
Zac Efron or Daniel Radcliffe
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera
Kermit the Frog or Animal

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amanda asked:

Hypthetically:
If you were walking through the house and suddenly stubbed your big toe while simultaneously injuring your funny bone, what one word would you scream?

I know the answer
Undoubtedly, I can say
I’d scream, “GODDAMNIT!”

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Qweenie asked: What are the origins of your 365 project??

One day on Flickr
I was parusing users
Saw 365!

Figured it be fun
To take pictures of myself
And post them daily!

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Heather asked: What are the weirdest things.props, you have used during sex?

Nothing really weird
We have run of the mill toys
And something like this!

(The “this” is still waiting to be used, though)

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Mr. Lady asked:

If you had to choose, and there were no other options, would you rather be forced to watch porn or Dora every day for the rest of your life?

The answer’s simple
Instead of Dora, shoot me
Just give me pornos!

What would you rather smell…an old diaper forgotten about in the corner for too long or the bottom of your trash can?

Can one be better?
I think I’d puke smelling both
I’d rather smell trash

What would you rather LICK? 100 eyeballs or 100 cell phones?

Cell phones are germ-y
Eye-balls might not be as bad
I’d puke doing both!

What do you want more?
~A lover that won’t drive you crazy.
~A new drug, one that does what it should.
~Really really really wanna zig-a-zig ha. (Because the Spice Girls rock my world!)

Someone to thrill me
Someone that knows the meaning
Ah, hit the highway!

I want a new drug
One that won’t make me feel bad
Not even too good!

If ya wannabe
Ya gotta get with my friends
Friendship never ends!

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Jilly asked: If you had to chose a life with no internet/computer access EVER again in exchange to have Michael home with you EVERYDAY would you do it?

I don’t think I would
While I’d love to have him home
We’d kill each other

Spending time apart
Makes the heart grow fonder still
And adds some intrigue

Don’t take the wrong way
There’s no choice between the two
Michael takes the cake

(Just don’t take my internet away, ok!?)

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Kitty asked: Another question-was it hard to find a pediatrician that agrees with non vaccinating?

Absolutely not
You have to be confident
And very well versed

Any doctor that
Doesn’t support you fully
Shouldn’t be your doc

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