Random Weekend Bullets
In no particular order:
- The laundry is off my bedroom floor. I would like for it NOT to make it’s way there ever again! The only thing that’s left to tackle are blankets.
- Walmart on a Saturday is a scary place. Hell?
- I love when Michael drives in from some place, not requiring us to go pick him up.
- I love when Michael drives in from some place and the kids are all asleep and I can have him all to myself.
- I love when Michael comes home and Aunt Flo decides to not visit until he and I can “visit” first.
- Sonic’s Happy Hour makes me noticeably . . . . happy!
- The kids all couldn’t wait to go back to the Community Church on Sunday. I thought they might not want to since Papa was home, but they most certainly did.
- No word from Mo yet. This doesn’t worry me, but it would be nice to know they made it safely.
- I forgot how easily and quickly toys can get scattered in a living room by a toddler.
- April showers bring May Flowers, but–dammit–Olivia would like to have soccer practice!
- T minus 20 days until our big trip to Buffalo.
- It’s a good thing when your father feels open enough to tell you a dirty joke:
Back to TopA boy comes home to his mom after the first day of school.
“Mama, the boys told me that my penis is small, when they saw me change in the locker room.”
“Don’t listen to them, son, your penis is fine.”
“But, what if it isn’t? What if something’s wrong with me?”So she takes him to the doctor so that he can check it out, to reassure him that it’s fine.
“So, that’s the problem,” the boy says, blushingly.
“Well, I have a cure,” the doctor boasts
“You do?” ask the mother and son together.
“Every morning, before school, your mother will make you a pile of toast!” the doctor exclaims.
“Toast?” they question.
“Yes, toast!” he says with conviction.
The next morning the boy wakes up and goes down stairs to eat breakfast, the toast that the doctor prescribed. There are two piles, one bigger than the other, next to each other. The boy, without hesitation, sits down to the bigger pile.
“No, son, that one is for your father. The other one is yours.”
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18 Responses to “Random Weekend Bullets”
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I visit Walmart in Saturdays often, as the hubby works on most Saturdays. VERY interesting day to people watch there. I throw all three kids in the cart. I don’t know what I am going to do when they get too big for that. :) Nice talking to you. It was awesome!
Why do I feel like being a Target shopper versus a Walmart shopper makes me just a wee bit classier than the rest of America?? ;)
I have spent the morning catching up with your blog. How I miss the daily postings of SAM. I loved the TT on Oliva.. and your Meme was beautiful!
Oh, and Walmart on a Saturday? Your just plain crazy. LOL
Oooo Kathy, dem der’s fightin’ words. You sayin’ I ain’t got no class?
ohmommy: it was a pleasure talking to you! I have decided to go the mountain route to Buffal0, so I won’t be coming through your city. However, I would love to drive a ways out to meet you for dinner in the summer. We’ll have to expound on that.
kim: You are a true bloggy pal!!
Wow, I have much reading to do to catch up! Loved this post and laughed out loud many times. The joke was priceless too!
Yep, well you know hw I feel about Walmart. I’m with Kathy on shopping at Target, though. :)
Glad you got some ‘quality’ time with your Michael! ;)
Sounds like a very good weekend in very many ways, and I hope you hear from Mo soon!
Buffalo?~ You’s going to Buffalo?! I’m jealous. I really need to go see my family. Give it a wave for me, would ya?
Oh, good, I’m not the only one who feels that a reduction in laundry piles is blogworthy. I’m glad you were able to have a “visit.” ;) Such visits need to come around as frequently as possible, in my opinion.
Sadie: Will gladly wave at Buffalo for you!! :D I’ll try to even take a picture of it.. ;)
Autumn: Yes, yes, yes… the visits are far and few between due to work scheduling conflicts. LOL
any sort of saturday shopping is hell!
I really should work on my piles (of laundry!)… and as for toddlers+mess – I hear ya!
FGAH I hate Walmart on a Saturday. Well, I hate walmart period, but DEFINATELY on Saturdays or Sundays!
Soundsl ike you had a productive weekend though!
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All those commenters and only one even remotely mentions the penis joke?!
As I was reading I was waiting for a totally different punchline. I gotta get my mind outta the gutter.
I see Sonic commercials all the time, but I’ve never seen one on the road :( Ugh, walmart on the weekend is nuts! Like Costco, I avoid it like the plague.
yay aunt flo!
it appears I need to stock up on some bread…
Just found your blog–very funny!
Walmat is *always* hell. I avoid it like the plague.