Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Posted on May 14, 2008 by Mishelle | 18 Comments
Mikey: “I am so glad I don’t live back in the Medieval Times.”
Livey: “Why?”
Mikey: “Because when you pooped, guess how you wiped yourself?”
Mama: “With a corn cobb?”
Mikey: “Nope. With a…..SPOON!”
{A collective IWWWWWWWWWWW!}
Mikey: “Yep, I’d definitely have to be a King or a Knight or a Noble, because they wiped their butts with cloth.”
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May 14th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Somehow, I believe Mikey WOULD have been royalty! :)
May 14th, 2008 at 11:42 am
And most people could only afford one utensil! Double Ewwww!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
um. yeah. have you seen how MY family deals with corn cobs?
i’m dyin’ here!
May 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Hilarious! I love it.
My son was talking about something ‘back then.’
I asked him what he meant by ‘back then.’
He said, “You know, when everything was black and white.”
May 14th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yeah, and one little nick in the edge of the spoon and the phrase “rip you a new one” takes on a whole new meaning.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Thank the Lord you didn’t bring up chastity belts! :)
May 14th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
See this is what they learn when we homeschool them, totally odd trivia like this. I think my kids read that book too.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Eww!!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
And that’s just another reason why it would be wonderful to be the upper class.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Haha! I’d really like to know which historian is spreading that little factoid around. Spoons? I heard it was forks.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
okay… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Heeeheee!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:12 am
oh dear. I’d be watching out that your spoons are taken for experiments.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:29 am
and THAT is the type of learning i’m looking forward to from home schooling.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:38 am
Mmmm, makes you kinda hungry for some chocolate pudding ;-) I have often thought about this subject in terms of leaves and the like, but never kitchen utensils. Thanks for expanding my perspective!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
A corn cob! Oh, what a visual.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
My grandmother may have or may have not used a corn cobb when she was a young girl, living on her parents farm.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Spoons..
so gross.
sorry.
just so gross.
haha