Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Posted on May 14, 2008 by Mishi | 18 Comments
Mikey: “I am so glad I don’t live back in the Medieval Times.”
Livey: “Why?”
Mikey: “Because when you pooped, guess how you wiped yourself?”
Mama: “With a corn cobb?”
Mikey: “Nope. With a…..SPOON!”
{A collective IWWWWWWWWWWW!}
Mikey: “Yep, I’d definitely have to be a King or a Knight or a Noble, because they wiped their butts with cloth.”
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Somehow, I believe Mikey WOULD have been royalty! :)
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And most people could only afford one utensil! Double Ewwww!
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um. yeah. have you seen how MY family deals with corn cobs?
i’m dyin’ here!
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Hilarious! I love it.
My son was talking about something ‘back then.’
I asked him what he meant by ‘back then.’
He said, “You know, when everything was black and white.”
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Yeah, and one little nick in the edge of the spoon and the phrase “rip you a new one” takes on a whole new meaning.
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Thank the Lord you didn’t bring up chastity belts! :)
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See this is what they learn when we homeschool them, totally odd trivia like this. I think my kids read that book too.
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Eww!!
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And that’s just another reason why it would be wonderful to be the upper class.
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Haha! I’d really like to know which historian is spreading that little factoid around. Spoons? I heard it was forks.
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okay… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross.
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Heeeheee!!!
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oh dear. I’d be watching out that your spoons are taken for experiments.
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and THAT is the type of learning i’m looking forward to from home schooling.
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Mmmm, makes you kinda hungry for some chocolate pudding ;-) I have often thought about this subject in terms of leaves and the like, but never kitchen utensils. Thanks for expanding my perspective!
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A corn cob! Oh, what a visual.
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My grandmother may have or may have not used a corn cobb when she was a young girl, living on her parents farm.
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Spoons..
so gross.
sorry.
just so gross.
haha
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