Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Mikey: “I am so glad I don’t live back in the Medieval Times.”
Livey: “Why?”
Mikey: “Because when you pooped, guess how you wiped yourself?”
Mama: “With a corn cobb?”
Mikey: “Nope. With a…..SPOON!”
{A collective IWWWWWWWWWWW!}
Mikey: “Yep, I’d definitely have to be a King or a Knight or a Noble, because they wiped their butts with cloth.”
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Somehow, I believe Mikey WOULD have been royalty! :)
And most people could only afford one utensil! Double Ewwww!
um. yeah. have you seen how MY family deals with corn cobs?
i’m dyin’ here!
Hilarious! I love it.
My son was talking about something ‘back then.’
I asked him what he meant by ‘back then.’
He said, “You know, when everything was black and white.”
Yeah, and one little nick in the edge of the spoon and the phrase “rip you a new one” takes on a whole new meaning.
Thank the Lord you didn’t bring up chastity belts! :)
See this is what they learn when we homeschool them, totally odd trivia like this. I think my kids read that book too.
Eww!!
And that’s just another reason why it would be wonderful to be the upper class.
Haha! I’d really like to know which historian is spreading that little factoid around. Spoons? I heard it was forks.
okay… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross.
Heeeheee!!!
oh dear. I’d be watching out that your spoons are taken for experiments.
and THAT is the type of learning i’m looking forward to from home schooling.
Mmmm, makes you kinda hungry for some chocolate pudding ;-) I have often thought about this subject in terms of leaves and the like, but never kitchen utensils. Thanks for expanding my perspective!
A corn cob! Oh, what a visual.
My grandmother may have or may have not used a corn cobb when she was a young girl, living on her parents farm.
Spoons..
so gross.
sorry.
just so gross.
haha