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SPC: Upside Down Blow Job

Posted on November 18, 2008 by Mishi | 22 Comments

I can say proudly that I have good hair.   No, I have great hair.  I do.  It’s thick, it’s lustrous, it’s got texture, and above all I know how to style it.   This is positively the effect of having a hairdresser for a mother.   I grew up with all kinds of styles, products, and tools of the trade.   Not only did I have these things at my disposal, I had a whole arsenal of hairdressers from whom I learned, at the hair salon that my mother managed.

My hair evolution:

  • In the 70′s I donned cutesy home made ribbon barrettes, french braids, side ponies, and the like.  My hair was my mom’s playground.
  • In the 80′s I  convinced my mom to give me a wormy-perm.  I also convinced her to straighten it, not even two days later.  I then mastered the teased out bitch flip.  Two words: Aqua Net
  • In the 90′s I embraced my curl and natural flow.  I call this phase the “Eric” phase for the running-of-fingers-through-the-hair-to-achieve-that-oh-so-perfect-yet-not-perfect-look!
  • In the early 00′s I didn’t care enough because, quite honestly, I was too busy diapering, feeding, bathing, and taking care of everyone buy myself.
  • In the mid 00′s I conquered a pixie style.  I had lost a crap-load of weight and craved something new. Pixie it was, and…
  • In the late 00′s I did the asymmetrical Posh Spice thing and then went back to short hair.  I went short in hopes that it would make me realize just how fat my face was.  Like reverse psychology?  Yeah, that worked!  Mmmm Hmmmm.

It’s growing out nicely now and I am forced to remember the techniques I learned, way back when.   Upside down blow jobs (ha!) are KEY.  After all, I can’t have after-sex-hair every day of the week.    And we all know that “after-sex-hair” always looks the best!   I guess you can say that a hair dryer is like a vibrator, in this situation.   A girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do.

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