SPC: Upside Down Blow Job
I can say proudly that I have good hair. No, I have great hair. I do. It’s thick, it’s lustrous, it’s got texture, and above all I know how to style it. This is positively the effect of having a hairdresser for a mother. I grew up with all kinds of styles, products, and tools of the trade. Not only did I have these things at my disposal, I had a whole arsenal of hairdressers from whom I learned, at the hair salon that my mother managed.
My hair evolution:
- In the 70’s I donned cutesy home made ribbon barrettes, french braids, side ponies, and the like. My hair was my mom’s playground.
- In the 80’s I convinced my mom to give me a wormy-perm. I also convinced her to straighten it, not even two days later. I then mastered the teased out bitch flip. Two words: Aqua Net
- In the 90’s I embraced my curl and natural flow. I call this phase the “Eric” phase for the running-of-fingers-through-the-hair-to-achieve-that-oh-so-perfect-yet-not-perfect-look!
- In the early 00’s I didn’t care enough because, quite honestly, I was too busy diapering, feeding, bathing, and taking care of everyone buy myself.
- In the mid 00’s I conquered a pixie style. I had lost a crap-load of weight and craved something new. Pixie it was, and…
- In the late 00’s I did the asymmetrical Posh Spice thing and then went back to short hair. I went short in hopes that it would make me realize just how fat my face was. Like reverse psychology? Yeah, that worked! Mmmm Hmmmm.
It’s growing out nicely now and I am forced to remember the techniques I learned, way back when. Upside down blow jobs (ha!) are KEY. After all, I can’t have after-sex-hair every day of the week. And we all know that “after-sex-hair” always looks the best! I guess you can say that a hair dryer is like a vibrator, in this situation. A girl’s gotta do, what a girl’s gotta do.
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You naughty, naughty minx, you.
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With a title like that, you know I’m gonna click on it. hehe!
I’ve learned expensive salon products and a hairdresser who knows what they are doing is essential for the thick, curly, coarse hair. At least for mine, which is mostly curly except for that very top layer that is straight as a board. Why, oh why can’t it be one way or the other?
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PMSL!! I’d love to see your google stats after this post :)
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I open my reader this morning and see that title…of course I was headed straight here to see what this is all about. Yeah, sick mind, eh.
Oh to have hair that would do anything…I’d love it. I was blessed with straigh-do-nothing hair. I think it’s time to see the stylist again for something drastic. Oh and I’m with Jeanette on this one, please share the stats after this one LOL
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The title of this post is brilliant.. love it.. as I love you, and your hair..
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*giggle*
I knew it was a tease. I knew it!! After all, this is Mishi and Mishi wouldn’t detail something of that nature out here in public. BUT. Even knowing in advance that it HAD to be a tease, I was forced to look.
Because, really.
You never know.
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Oop! You bad? Oh, you bad!
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You’re bringing sexy back? I think you’re a case of it nevah left the building! Rowwwrrrr, what a H A W T title, you little trollop.
And yes, ma’am…I can attest to that wonderfully, lustrous hair; though I’ve yet to run my fingers through it.
;)
Funny girl, you are!
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And next you must do a post about the Google pervs who flocked to your site after that title!
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Do you have any idea how wet this post made me realize my hair was?
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That title made me do a serious double-take, Mishi. You’re too funny. But, I agree 100%: upside down builds major volume.
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Aqua Net. Divinely inspired hairspray for the 80’s.
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I was really hoping this would be something different, but hair is good, too.
Heh – after sex hair. We all know what THAT is! ;-)
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Ha! Great title. I have great hair too, just had to add that – oh and I have the same necklace. :)
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Okay, so can you be my photographer AND stylist?! Wow! You have so many talents! :)
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I found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later ..
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I was so frustrated beacuse I couldn`t resolve this issue. Then I found your site in google and problem is solved. Thanks!