Posts Tagged: vampires
Meet Anissa
You know you are going to be good friends when your new relationship is founded on vampires. Why? Well, because vamps are where it’s at, yo!
I met Anissa in Room 704. The original Room 704 at Blissdom09. There she sat, on the edge of the bed, all busty and beautiful. I had just thrown back some drink that VDog-the-Cracker gave me, I was tired, a little punchy, and I don’t know how it happened but someone said something about Twilight.
Anissa was talking about Edward and next thing I knew I was standing behind her.
I whispered, “Say it.”
Nothing.
“Say it,” I demanded.
“Vampire.” she said in her best Kristen Stewart impersonation with a face that even resembled Kristen Stewart’s Oh-My-God-Someone-Farted-in-Here-Face.
We busted out laughing.
And that was it. Anissa and I were bonded forever.
I’m thrilled that our relationship has gone above and beyond vampires. Though, if she’d be willing to pretend she was Bella, I’d be willing to don some fangs and bite her on the neck, all rough and shit.
In all seriousness… I am honored that Anissa asked me to be part of her new, awesome project.
It’s a site called Aiming Low. Here’s what it’s about:
It’s not about the failure to attain perfection….it’s about understanding that perfection is not only over-rated, it’s a big fat whopping lie-burger with cheese…and fries…and onions.
We are a group of women/moms/bloggers/friends/writers that believe that there’s no shame in serving mac and cheese for dinner three nights in a row, Febreeze was created to make a questionably clean shirt smell ready-to-walk-out-the-door-fresh and that slack isn’t a way of life…it’s an art.
Meet Aiming Low
(not all, but in good Aiming Low form I can’t possibly find everyone’s picture to put up here)
Janet.Anissa.Laurin.Maria.Brittany.Tena.Amy.Heather.
(not pictured: Angie, Meghan, Rachel, Hilly, Allison, Katie, Ali, Jen & me)
Anissa and AL Girls: I look forward to aiming low with you,
but really we’ll be aiming high. Because we are destined for greatness.
Believe that!
